Chongqing's so humid...

How humid is it, you ask?

It's so humid that this is my second pair of shoes that have molded.

It's so humid that sometimes I will wake up wondering if I had a dream to lick my pillow. I know I drool sometimes, but not this much.

It's so humid that metals rust/tarnish at alarmingly fast rates.

It's so humid that sometimes it's like walking around in mist. 25% of people use an umbrella, but it really doesn't help because the mist isn't falling like rain. It's just all around you.

It's so humid that my deodorant has sucked up the moisture in the air
and now just crumbles into flaky little pieces.

 It's so humid that when doing laundry, dry has become a relative term.

It's so humid that my hair will look like this as I leave my house...

and after my 20-minute walk to school looks like this.

It's so humid that cleaning mold off of my walls has become a bi-weekly chore. It grows so fast that I've been considering doing some moldscaping. Ideas for fun shapes are welcome.